People's Mario

If your use to used to see Super Mario on his more "cartoony" way of fighting enemies, you should see this one. Here you don't wanna get Mario seriously MAD.

Click HERE if you wanna see Mario get seriously pissed.

Mystical Ball: A Mind Reader Site

Here's a site that would get your mind boggling on how it did guess what's in your mind.

to try, just click here

You can also check your IQ by trying this one

Play The Colour and I Game

Play The Colour and I Game to find out what truth lies within your character. The game will reveal your financial, fashionable, romantic and friendly traits.

To begin you inner journey, click here

Google services offline?

Google has made some efforts to continue render service in case the internet went down.

Click here to see the proof.

The Newest Terrorist Cells of Bin Laden

I just found this out from the internet that Bin Laden has a new secret weapon to spread terrorism across the globe.

Hint: they are so cute you won't realize they are terrorists

Please don't tell this to anyone....

here is the picture.

Serene Japanese Computer Messages

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, written in Traditional Japenese Haiku.

• The Web site you seek
  cannot be located, but
  countless more exist.
  
• Chaos reigns within.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
  Order shall return.
  
• Program aborting:
  Close all that you have worked on.
  You ask far too much.
  
• Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.
  
• Yesterday it worked.
  Today it is not working.
  Windows is like that.
  
• Your file was so big.
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.
  
• Stay the patient course.
  Of little worth is your ire.
  The network is down.
  
• A crash reduces
  your expensive computer
  to a simple stone.
  
• Three things are certain:
  Death, taxes and lost data.
  Guess which has occurred.
  
• You step in the stream,
  but the water has moved on.
  This page is not here.
  
• Out of memory.
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
  but we never will.
  
• Having been erased,
  The document you're seeking
  must now be retyped.
  
• Serious error.
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

English Is A Crazy Language

a diatribe by: Richard Lederer

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese... One blouse, 2 blice?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a "slim chance" and a "fat chance" be the same, while a "wise man" and "wise guy" are opposites?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while "quite a lot" and "quite a few" are alike?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
And where are all those people who are spring chickens or who would actually hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

It's not Math...It's Logic

I just recently purchased my the very first issue of Sudoku Samurai. It's an alternative for crossword puzzle. It's a logic-based placement puzzle. The objective is to fill the 9x9 grid so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3x3 boxes contains the digits 1 to 9. The puzzle setter provides a partially completed grid so that there is only one solution

I found this puzzle interesting it exercises my analysis skills. As an engineer/web designer, analysis is very important.