Serene Japanese Computer Messages

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, written in Traditional Japenese Haiku.

• The Web site you seek
  cannot be located, but
  countless more exist.
  
• Chaos reigns within.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
  Order shall return.
  
• Program aborting:
  Close all that you have worked on.
  You ask far too much.
  
• Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.
  
• Yesterday it worked.
  Today it is not working.
  Windows is like that.
  
• Your file was so big.
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.
  
• Stay the patient course.
  Of little worth is your ire.
  The network is down.
  
• A crash reduces
  your expensive computer
  to a simple stone.
  
• Three things are certain:
  Death, taxes and lost data.
  Guess which has occurred.
  
• You step in the stream,
  but the water has moved on.
  This page is not here.
  
• Out of memory.
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
  but we never will.
  
• Having been erased,
  The document you're seeking
  must now be retyped.
  
• Serious error.
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.