Ponderables

• "Why are there Braille markings on the Drive-up ATM machines?"
• "Why does Hawaii have Interstate Highways?"
• "With the High Cost of living, why does it remain so popular?"
• "How do you know when you are out of Invisible Ink?"
• "Do you need to use a silencer to shoot a mime?"
• "Why do we Drive on the Parkway and Park on the Driveway?"
• "If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?"
• "If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?"
• "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
• "When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?"
• "How did a fool and his money GET together?"
• "How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?"
• "Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"
• "When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
• "Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?"
• "If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
• "Why do they report power outages on TV?"
• "Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
• "If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?"
• "If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?"
• "If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?"
• "When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?"
• "Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
• "If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
• "When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?"